Mom, I'm about ready to chew on my FOOT unless you give me my teether!

That's better, thank you.

This doesn't feel very cold. How long did you chill it for?

Seriously, this is, like, room temp.

Nope. Not cold enough, thanks.

Oh, alright. If you insist.

Mmmm. This is actually pretty good!

I must say, this hits the spot!

My word, I think I love this teether!

I shall name you Teethy, and you will be my best friend.